promising-promises:

princesssugarbutt:

So yeah I can see how many fingers you’re holding up

THIS IS VERY ACCURATE

spaghettl:

looking at the presents under the christmas treeimage

sunglowing:

naomster:

unashamedradiance:

When I’m almost done reading a good book.

WHY DOES THAT ELEPHANT REMIND ME OF JOHN GREEN SO MUCH

YOU ARE SO RIGHT OMG 

  •  (I work the floor at an independently-owned menswear store. The owner, my boss, spends a lot of time at the shop, and tries to keep prices as low as possible to help our city’s large homeless population get good job interview clothes. A clearly homeless man is wandering around the store. The other patrons are giving him looks.)
  • Customer: “Excuse me, sir?”
  • Me: “Yes, ma’am?”
  • Customer: “I think you may want to call security. That… bum over there, he keeps feeling the suits and muttering to himself. I’m just sure he’s planning to steal one.”
  • Me: “Well, ma’am, I think that’s quite unlikely.”
  • Customer: “Oh, come on, you know how they are! I mean, I’d keep an eye on him even if he wasn’t homeless!”
  •  (The homeless man in question happens to be Hispanic.)
  • Me: “We don’t discriminate here, ma’am.”
  • Customer: “Well, I’m sure the owner would want to hear about this!”
  •  (I give in and call him over. The customer explains her concerns. As a black man, my boss isn’t happy with her racism, but agrees to talk to the homeless man.)
  • Owner: “Excuse me, sir, are you finding what you need?”
  • Homeless Man: “Well, not really. I’m hoping for something versatile in a dark or navy wool, but most of the options in my size are cut American style instead of European, which fits me a little better. Not to mention they’re all pinstriped, which I really don’t have the build for, you know?”
  • Owner: “I… yes, I understand. I think we may have some options over here, if you’ll follow me. How did you know all that?”
  • Homeless Man: “Back before I lost my job, I used to be really into this stuff. I’m not looking for anything fancy, just something I can use to look good for a job interview later today.”
  •  (My boss helps him find something he likes, and comes to the counter with him. The suit is priced at $87.)
  • Homeless Man: *digging in his pockets* “Hang on, I think I’ve got enough.”
  • Owner: *to me* “Take my card. I’m buying it for him.” *to the homeless man* “Here. The suit’s yours, on one condition. After your interview today, you come back and apply for a job here too. Got it?”
  • Homeless Man: “I… oh my God, thank you. Thank you so much.”
  •  (Two years later, that formerly-homeless man is my manager, and has a little girl with his new wife—the owner’s sister.)

rhythmrhytm:

ARCTIC MONKEYS

Anonymous: What were Arctic Monkeys like when you met them?

alexturnerisprettierthanyou:

They are nice but deff not the nicest band i have met. Nick is the sweetest and jamie doesnt really talk much, matt is cool and alex will talk if u catch him on a good night . Other times he just kinda hurries along and is kinda shy

vineayl:

q’d

keeping-up-with-the-jenners:

March 13,2014- Kylie jenner seen leaving the Versace Mansion in Miami

thequeenvevo:

who is this “anonymous” and why are they so angry